What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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