Soap is not a condiment
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
