we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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