the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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