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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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