Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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