Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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