Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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