Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
should my penis look like a turkey
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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