Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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