he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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