Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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