I feel like I'm in dance class right now
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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