i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
now i know why i became what i already was.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Boobs speak an international language.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
