It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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