school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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