Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think people are normalizing furries
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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