my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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