He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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