its not stalking. its research.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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