We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm at about main and main street
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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