So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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