Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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