Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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