big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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