I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
