what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Gay?
German.
Pity.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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