We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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