He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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