please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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