put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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