And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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