So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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