just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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