She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Randomize
