So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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