I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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