so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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