no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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