is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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