never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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