Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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