I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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