I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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