haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
