Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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