at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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