well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize