I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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