I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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